Frankie Spurbeck

Welcome back orgy to be socially distanced

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Due to COVID-19 concerns ASLC announces the annual night of hedonism will be masked, contact traced Lewis & Clark’s annual Welcum Back Orgy (WBO) is a cherished school tradition that boasts a long and venerable past. However, COVID-19 spares no event, and this sensual soirée is not an exception.  According to a statement released by

Two extremists meet in middle, kindle a radical, ill-informed love

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In our era of increasing partisanship, it can feel impossible to work, or even play, across the aisle. But rest assured! True love still conquers all. This week, we interview Lauren and Trevor, a couple from opposite ends of the political spectrum: Lauren is a self-described “#girlboss, moderate Democrat who primaried for Marianne Williamson” and

We need to change our mascot: it is time to talk about Seaman

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Let us finally face it, Pios. It is time for a new mascot. I will start with the obvious: what even is a “pio?” Is it short for pioneer? Is it short for pioneer … ing? Is it an acronym for Pretty Interesting Opinion, surely? Just kidding. I am 90% sure it is short for