Bon eco-containers give rise to flagging scheme
Students sabotage innocent campus initiative with subliminal queer, kinky messaging: an experts guide I cannot overstate how much I have enjoyed my new green takeout container. Beyond …
Articles by Frankie Spurbeck
Troom, market fall short as Maggie’s replacement
We need to be real. The dining choices this year are worse than last year. Any discussion of dining on this campus has to begin with mourning …
New on-campus male leash policy hounded by critique, commentary
At the beginning of the Spring 2023 semester, Lewis & Clark College’s executive council approved a new leash policy for men at the college. The policy, in …
Professors share reasoning for textbooks on syllabus
Insider look at the “Textbook Industrial Complex,” and alternatives solutions to buying new books This semester, my textbooks cost $280. I’m sure some of you are scoffing, …
Response to prior article on mandatory voting
This article is an open response to “Mandatory voting creates engaged community” by Isabel Rekow from the last issue. The author alleges that mandatory voting will increase …
Nonbinary students Rock, Paper, Scissors start brawl
Queer Student Union leaders publicly feud on Twitter, take turns invalidating each other’s identities Alex Nash / The Mossy Log A FEW WEEKS ago, all three leaders …
Student union demands bottom-up reform on campus
The newest student union is penetrating campus life down to its core. The Bottom Student Union, or SUB, has formed to promote equality and sexual liberation. In …
Students in silent section deserve quiet study space
The silent section of the Aubrey R. Watzek Library occupies the southernmost part of the second and third floor of the library, overlooking the reflecting pool. As …
Welcome back orgy to be socially distanced
Due to COVID-19 concerns ASLC announces the annual night of hedonism will be masked, contact traced Lewis & Clark’s annual Welcum Back Orgy (WBO) is a cherished …
Two extremists meet in middle, kindle a radical, ill-informed love
In our era of increasing partisanship, it can feel impossible to work, or even play, across the aisle. But rest assured! True love still conquers all. This …
We need to change our mascot: it is time to talk about Seaman
Let us finally face it, Pios. It is time for a new mascot. I will start with the obvious: what even is a “pio?” Is it short …