Student union demands bottom-up reform on campus
The newest student union is penetrating campus life down to its core. The Bottom Student Union, or SUB, has formed to promote equality and sexual liberation. In …
Articles by Frankie Spurbeck
Students in silent section deserve quiet study space
The silent section of the Aubrey R. Watzek Library occupies the southernmost part of the second and third floor of the library, overlooking the reflecting pool. As …
Welcome back orgy to be socially distanced
Due to COVID-19 concerns ASLC announces the annual night of hedonism will be masked, contact traced Lewis & Clark’s annual Welcum Back Orgy (WBO) is a cherished …
Two extremists meet in middle, kindle a radical, ill-informed love
In our era of increasing partisanship, it can feel impossible to work, or even play, across the aisle. But rest assured! True love still conquers all. This …
We need to change our mascot: it is time to talk about Seaman
Let us finally face it, Pios. It is time for a new mascot. I will start with the obvious: what even is a “pio?” Is it short …