Though this is in The Backdoor, every tweet written here are tweets that have come from our 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, in response to the coronavirus (COVID-19) global pandemic. They are not fake. It is only in the satire section because I will cry if I do not laugh.
“I only signed the Defense Production Act to combat the Chinese Virus should we need to invoke it in a worst case scenario in the future. Hopefully there will be no need, but we are all in this TOGETHER!” (March 18)
“The DNC will have gotten their fondest wish and defeated Bernie Sanders, far ahead of schedule. Now they are doing everything possible to be nice to him in order to keep his supporters. Bernie has given up, just like he did last time. He will be dropping out soon! MAGA/KAG.” (March 17)
“I always treated the Chinese Virus very seriously, and have done a very good job from the beginning, including my very early decision to close the “borders” from China – against the wishes of almost all. Many lives were saved. The Fake News new narrative is disgraceful & false!” (March 18)
“The world is at war with a hidden enemy. WE WILL WIN!” (March 17, 2020).
“Federal Government is working very well with the Governors and State officials. Good things will happen! #KILLTHEVIRUS” (March 17)
“The “Times” is a disgrace to journalism!” (March 16)
“God Bless the USA!” (March 16)
“TODAY IS A NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER. GOD BLESS EVERYONE!” (March 15)
“SOCIAL DISTANCING!” (March 14)
“BIGGEST STOCK MARKET RISE IN HISTORY YESTERDAY!” (March 14)
“We will remove or eliminate every obstacle necessary to deliver our people the care they need. No resource will be spared!” (March 13)
“To this point, and because we have had a very strong border policy, we have had 40 deaths related to CoronaVirus. If we had weak or open borders, that number would be many times higher!” (March 13)
“Sleepy Joe Biden was in charge of the H1N1 Swine Flu epidemic which killed thousands of people. The response was one of the worst on record. Our response is one of the best, with fast action of border closings & a 78% Approval Rating, the highest on record. His was lowest!” (March 12)
“KEEPING THE HOME SAFE, ENCOURAGE YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS TO … (a graphic on coronavirus tips)” (March 12)
“Someone needs to tell the Democrats in Congress that CoronaVirus doesn’t care what party you are in. We need to protect ALL Americans!” (March 11)
“Vanity Fair Magazine, which will soon be out of business, and their third rate Fake reporters, who make up sources which don’t exist, wrote yet another phony & boring hit piece. The facts are just the opposite. Our team is doing a great job with CoronaVirus!” (March 11)
“Our CoronaVirus Team has been doing a great job. Even Democrat governors have been VERY complimentary!” (Mar 10, 2020).
“So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!” (March 9)
“The Fake News Media and their partner, the Democrat Party, is doing everything within its semi-considerable power (it used to be greater!) to inflame the CoronaVirus situation, far beyond what the facts would warrant. Surgeon General, “The risk is low to the average American.” (March 9)
“So much FAKE NEWS!” (March 9)
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